Never Boring at Market Basket

As many of you know I like to shop at Market Basket. It is cheaper, a bit more ghetto and never boring. I usually head up there after work some point during the week. I hate going on the weekend because it is really busy, so I usually hang with the weeknight crowd. The last time I went I had a very interesting girl at the check out. I honestly don't remember what she was saying, however, I do remember leaving saying I HAVE to blog about that and also made a mental note to never go to her lane again.

Anyway, I went to Market Basket again tonight. I lost my mental note momentarily and got in her line. I honestly didn't even think about it until I heard her talking to the woman in front of me. I seriously thought about moving, but I was next in line and every other line were at least 6 people deep...so I stuck it out.

So you can get a mental imagine, the girl is probably 20ish about 6' tall and fairly heavy. I am not being mean in any way, but I do feel that she has a small beard growing...ok....anway, I got up to the line and I was standing directly in front of her. She says, "Long day, huh?" I said yes and asked her when she gets off work blah blah blah. Then she started talking about how she is in Law School (ok, no offense, but I can't see that), how she was going to go to Suffolk however the first case they put her on was a criminal trial and the guy was a serial killer who called himself "Hannibal Lector" and how he bit the nose off his last attorney. She said that she just couldn't take it and is now going to North Shore Community College. Now she has a friend that is on trial for first degree murder and she told her that she will be her lawyer and that she will definitely get her off. She said that her friend is really scared and she will make sure she is not convicted. There was a lot of other stuff in there as well, but I was very scared but polite and took my bag and walked away. Um....really? You are a freshman of criminal law and you seriously think I believe this? I don't even believe that you are in college..

Now, everyone please witness this mental note......never let me get in her line again. Thank you!