Horny?

What is up with guys and being horny all the time. I mean......really. You can do it anytime, anywhere...Literally. AND...to make things worse....you think that you can like touch my ass and be like" I am sooo horny" and think you are going to get some instantaneously! Umm...right;)~

Over happy people!!

What is up with these people....don't you ever have a bad day? It's like, hello! Get mad or sad or something!:) GRRRRRRR;)

Same thing every day....

It's funny. I never really paid much attention to this before, but I do and see the same things every single day. I wake up at the same time, I get out of the shower at the same time, I leave the house at the same time and I get to work at the same time.

Everyday I leave the my driveway and I see the same three kids walk across the back of my driveway. I now know to watch out for them. When school first started I almost ran them over a few times, however, now they walk freely behind my car and then I pull out onto the road. Everyday before taking my left onto Corning Street I see the same man on this bicycle. I think that he must be going to work because I saw him in the summer as well. He always has the same helmet and backpack on. He stops at the same stop sign everyday and leans over. I think he must be either checking the chain on his bike or adjusting his socks or something. I really don't know, but he does it everyday.

Continuing on my way to work, I see the same people walking to work. They are always in the same place everyday. I am assuming that they are coming from the train. There is one young girl, short, kind of cubby that I see walking rain or shine on the right side of the road. I see her everyday and wonder where she is going. Sometimes I wonder why she is so chubby if she walks to and from the train everyday. But then again, I really shouldn't talk about that issue;)

There is another woman that I see closer to my work every single day. She is always walking like son of bitch in the oddest clothes. She is tall, thin, wears glasses and has very long ratty hair. I seriously have no idea where is going and could not imagine where she works. But where ever it is she must need to be to work at 8 because that is the only reasonable explanation for the speed of her walking.

Now I leave for lunch around the same time everyday as well and I see the same woman jogging. In the summer she would be wearing the same shorts and the same tank top, although, I noticed yesterday that she had changed to a t-shirt. I agree with her change of outfit because it has definitely been a bit chilly lately. I just wonder if I will continue to see her through the winter?

I will be sure to keep you all updated on my "friends" if I have chance or if I ever actually speak to them!

A few random things that I have done lately...

Bought a new DVD at full price. I seriously think that all my other DVDs were purchased at like $6.99 or less.

I totally saw a spider in my house. Attempted to kill it. Missed it. And didn't freak out even though I know it is still lurking around somewhere

Designated an entire room in my house for my cat...you heard me, my cat;)

Decided to make another hair cut appointment, even though last time I left bald and swore I would never cut my hair again.

Gave my cat WAY too much catnip....nuff said.

Actually went to Target and didn't buy anything for myself!

Read "the 101 sex tips" in Cosmo and actually thought.....maybe someday I will have the guts to do actually do some of those things :)~

My stupid Cell phone

Ok. I think that I am being punished for making fun of people with horrible cell phone reception. As much as I hate hearing " please hold while the Nextel subscriber you are trying to reach is located", I hate even more running around my house trying to get reception. Lately, my reception has been so bad...that my cell phone searches for reception for hours at a time and eventually runs the battery low.....excellent.

Now, say I tell someone that I will call them at 12. Ok, that sounds fine to a "normal" cell phone user. But for me...I literally have to get on my roof, climb up the nearest tree and PRAY for reception. By the time I have one bar showing up on my phone, it is now like 12:15 and that person has already called and left me two messages wondering what the hell happened to me.

Last night, again not having any service on my phone, I started to freak out. Like...what if my house catches fire, or someone tries to break in. There is no way in hell that I will be able to call 911. I will DIE! Ok...this is a little dramatic, however, I feel that it is a very valid fear.

SO...I plan on first going to Verizon and seeing if this may be a problem with my phone. Then if this problem can not be solved I am going to call Comcast and have them install a phone line.....

Soooo...to all those people that I either hung up on because I lost signal or to those people that I just never call because my phone is shit...I AM SORRY:)

Sunday Night TV

Ok. So Sunday I basically did nothing all day. Because of this I was up ALL night watching the most random things on the Discovery Channel. You know you what I am talking about...you were probably watching them too..those shows that are either so disturbing that you can't stop watching them or so disturbing that you just can't watch them!

I started off my evening with the 700lb woman. Now I did feel very bad for this woman, but she also kind of made me feel a little better about my weight issues. She had gastric bypass and after a lot of complications and illness finally cam out as a thinner version of herself. Then just when I thought I had watched all the obese medical miracles of the evening, the next show was the half ton man. Now, I really didn't know what I was getting into when I started to watch this show, however, an hour later...I felt like I knew exactly what it would have been like to weigh as much as a car. I know I am making light of this situation and I did feel horrible for this man, however, I was in disbelief. They had to like take down and entire wall in his house to get him out and his skin was competely stretched to capacity. But don't worry, he also received surgery and calls from Richard Simmons and he is now living a pretty normal lighter life.

Now, still not being tired, I decided to partake in the next show, again really not knowing what I was getting myself into. Now, mind you..the next show was called "The two-headed baby". Um...ya....well this poor baby was born in Egypt and she happen to have two heads. Not knowing how graphic this was going to be...I decided to start my journey into the "two-headed baby". Now the show started ok, with the mother having twins and needing a C-section. I was also chatting online with a foo that was also watching the same show so I was not paying too much attention at first. Then they showed the baby with a second head attached to her head...now the baby was not crying but the second head was! ...As much as I wanted to continue my adventure...I had to stop....the train had arrived and I was getting off !!

Now, I am in no way being insensitive towards these people. I am just expressing how my night was spent. I also have to live with these images day in and day out...which will shape the way that I live my life.

Very Awkward

Have you ever been put in a very awkward situation. Take tonight for example. I was meeting Jacyn at Starbucks for an iced tea (she actually got iced GREEN tea, but that is besides the point) and I happen to get there a few minutes early. I was then confronted with the decision to wait outside for her in front of Startbucks or go inside and sit at a table and wait for her. If I went inside I would then be confronted with the issue of, do I order and sit down and wait for her or sit down and wait and then order with her, or just hang around the doorway and wait until she comes in? So avoiding this absolutely ridiculous decision, even though it was raining out, I decided to stand outside under cover and wait for her.

I found my place directly to the right of the door and was completely content until I heard the door slowly open and close next to me. I turned and saw this guy exit Startbucks. Right off the bat I was completely sketched out by this fellow because he had a scary resemblance to a guy I went out on a date with about a year and half ago. Needless to say, this date didn't go very well and because this guy reminded me of him...I actually moved a little bit more to the right of the door.

Great. Then he decides to pick up his phone and leave his friend the most ridiculously long and boring message ever. At first I thought he was actually speaking to the kid, until he ended the call with "SO call me back if you want, peace!" I was relieved when his message ended thinking that he would enter the building again. But I was wrong. We actually stood maybe 10 feet away from each other in complete silence for a good 3 minutes. The entire time I was thinking, "Do I look over and smile?" or "do I just stand here and act like he doesn't exist!" But the thought that was racing through my mind the most was..."Where is JACYN!?"

Luckily the kid picked up his phone again, moved further away from me, and Jacyn pulled into the parking lot. I know that this situation may not sound awkward to most people, but for some reason it was very uncomfortable for me. To make things worse, this random kid placed himself directly behind Jacyn and I in Startbucks and continued to look over at the table...ODDD!

Ooh...and the most awkward thing about this short meeting at Starbucks was that my mother and her friend were also there and called us over for an awkward chat in the middle of the store.......

Away messages

The art of the away message intrigues me. There are some people that just don't use away messages at all and let themselves go idle, others that don't use away messages or go idle, some people use the generic away message, some people use the most random away messages ever so you have no idea what they are doing or even what they mean, and then there are those that feel the need to explain what they are doing every minute of every day.

As much as I want to say that the people who tell what they are doing at all times of the day are annoying, I actually find myself completely addicted to them. When bored, I will read what each person is doing and know that if I check later I can find out what they did after that! I can't seem to keep up with my away messages like this...Most of the time I just put up a generic one or attempt to write one with what I am doing and leave it up for like 10 hours.....Take yesterday for example...I think I was at dinner from 5pm to like 10am;)~

I also find myself getting worried about those people that usually keep everyone update on their lives when they all of a sudden either disappear or keep the same away message up for hours at end without telling anyone what they will be doing that day. I mean, how dare they! They spend every other day keeping me up to date on what they did morning, afternoon and evening and today there away message says, "I will be around". I mean, what does that mean. Are they doing something they want to keep for the world?

I could keep going for hours about the art of the away message. Perhaps, I will write again later about this most exciting topic. But for now, "I will be away from my computer for a while".

Will someone please hire my sister?!!

Very well qualified for any job except for a job at Salem Hospital. She is committed, friendly, somewhat willing to make new friends and socialize and is very very very sure that she is ready to move on from her current job. She is also very dedicated to finding a new job.

For example, she has applied at Electric Insurance, my current employer...What seems like um...10293028 times. They are putting her through vigorous interviews that ask her highly intelligent questions. Michelle emerges happily from each interview to only find that someone else has been hired over her. I personally do not understand this. She is so qualified for a job other than dealing with people's blood and stool and I completely think that anyone should be happy to hire her.

She had one last interview with Electric Insurance yesterday, but in the case that she does not hear back, I wanted to see if there is anyone out there that is looking for chick like Michelle. She is like a genius, who has worked with computers, majored in business or something like that, and is very willing to do almost anything. If you think you know someone interested...Please let me know!!

A little example of what was done when I was bored....

So...about a year ago, Sarah, Michelle and I made a list of things to do when you are bored. I felt that I should share it with you....I know it's long, to some (John) not funny at all...however, here it is!!!

1.Jump into a hedge when you feel fat.
2.Stand in the middle of street until a car comes (then don't move)
3.Make signs that say "bring it on" and put it in all your windows.
4.Sleep with a rifle up your nose
5. Dry heave.
6. Swallow a dime. Act like you didn't know where it came from when it comes
out.
7. Eat sticks. Actually eat everything that you see.
8. Tell everyone that you see that you are bored numerous times.
9. Make love to a house.
10. Stick your tongue on a battery.
11. Throw coconuts at random people.
12. Pretend you are a monkey and run after people
13. Spit on your foot and have someone else lick it off.
14. Paint your nails with mustard or peanut butter. Then put socks on.
15. Paint your neighbors house, nail the door shut and then sell the house.
16. Mail a friend to Australia.
17. Chase your tail.
18. Befriend a tree.
19. Dare your friend to lay in the road for 10 secs. Then offer a leaf as the
prize.
20. Walk uncomfortably close to strangers and make car noises. OR, just lick
their neck.
21. Hump a bus.
22. Stick your head out a first story window and act like rupunzil, have your
friend climb up your hair.
23. Find someone with toe fungus. Offer to eat it for them.
24. Sleep on the ceiling.
25. Draw a picture of armagedon. Staple it on your ass.
26. Ask Jeeves every question that you have ever wondered about.
27. Start a fight club. First rule of the club; "no fighting".
28. Snort uncontrollably.
29. Go door to door Christmas caroling. At the end of the song say "Trick or
Treat". And stand there until you get candy.
30. Dress up like a conquestador. Claim your neighbor's driveway as newly
conquered land.
31. Watch the radio.
32. Make up your own language.
33. Dress up like Big Bird and breakdance in the mall.
34. Interview a cloud
35. Chase after cars and bark.
36. Light your farts on fire. Yes, it works.
37. Use a pogo stick on thin ice.
38. Introduce people to your teddy bear, get upset when they do not start up a
conversation.
39. Eat a live animal. Then say ooooooooooops.
40. Run for the mayor of your house. Go door to door campainging.
41. IM people you hate. Pretend you like them. Ask them to come over. Then not
be there when they show up.
42. Reshingle your roof, with bread.
43. Dig a moat around your house. Put paranas in it.
44. Go to a 711. Ask where they keep there bras.
45.Try to redeem a dunkin donuts coupon at weight watchers.
46. Sit out side in August with a snow suit on while selling prune juice on the
side of the street. Continually tell people how warm you are. When told to take
off the suit, say you can't because you are naked under it.
47. Talk out of your foot. Have a conversation with your face.
48. Kick yourself in the head. Then get pissed off.
49. Call everyone you know and tell them you have just been abducted by aliens
and probed with a candy cane
50. Tell everyone that comes to your house that there are land mines
stategically placed without. good luck
51. Attempt to merge onto the highway on a big wheel.
52. Drill for oil in your backyard.
53. Walk into a store with a ski mask on. Demand ALL their gum. Then pay for
your puchase.
54. Make a fall clothing line out of toilet paper and duct tape.
55. Run on your hands.
56. Yell out the window to all passers by advising them to "Get off your cloud!"
57. Walk outside at 5am on Saturday morning and crow like a rooster as loud as
humanly possible.
58. Drag your sofa to the top of your stairs. Stand on the sofa and "surf" down
the stairs.
59. Wear shoes on your hands and gloves on your feet.
60. When a person crosses the street. Yell at the them and give them the finger
out the window; your house window.
61. Put soda in your coffee.
62. Make pancakes in your car.
63. Just eat glass.
64. Eat a pumpkin like an apple.
65. Drink until your bladder burst.
66. Choose your favorite deadly sin and tatoo it to your forehead.
67. Wear a pink tutu to a job interview.
68. Sing everything you say; Pretend your life is a musical.
69. Break into dramatic monologues randonly throughout the day.
70.Speak in Old English...
71. Wear a costume. Ask people if they know who you are. No matter how they
answer, tell them they are wrong.
72. Learn yiddish. Then speak it all the time.
73. Change your name hourly.
74. Throw a party. Invite only your imaginary friends.
75. Fucking never swear again.
76.Every time your sneeze. Blame it on the little man in your nose.
77. Backpack across your backyard. Stop at your neighbors house for water.
78. Act like you haven't seem people in like days!
79. Make a drive up window to your house.
80. Everytime the mail man puts mail in the mailbox, yell out the window tell
him to stop trespassing and call the cops.
81. Create a password. Only the people who know it can speak to you.
82. Tell everyone you are going to die in 6 months. Hope that you don't.
83. Call everyone in your cell phone and ask "is this you?"
84. Make your backyard into a gas station for bicycles.
85. Perfect the "Care Bear Stare"
86. Stare at a light...FOREVER
87.Jump out a window. Hope that the fence breaks your fall.
88. Set your time 5 hours ahead of time. Just for the heck of it.
89. Talk on the internet for 3 weeks straight and do not stop; bathing and
peeing is not an option.
91. Eat onions until you puke.
92. Don't wear deoderant and see if people notice.
93. Tie your hair in knots.
94.Pierce your ass and volunteer to show EVERYONE.
95. Creat your own magazine. Name it "Pimp your Monkey"
96. Go up to everyone you see and ask, "who's your Daddy?"
97. Ask everyone if they have seen your leprachaun?
98. Convince people you are a transvestite
99. Contemplate hermaphites.
100.Make a list of 100 things to do when you bored!

D Day

As many of you know I have been trying very hard to lose the weight that I have gained over the past three years. A lot of it has to do with graduating college and actually getting a "real" job, a lot has to do with the stress of this real job, and a lot has to do with other personal issues that have occurred over the past couple years that have caused me to want to eat lots and lots of chocolate. After out growing a lot of my clothes, I finally decided to join weight watchers and I actually bought a treadmill. Basically I thought that spending a ton of money would solve all weight issues.

I did great for about 4 months and now I have hit a low. For the past two weeks I have eaten competely off the diet and I even skipped three days of working out. I honestly need to get back on the weight loss train....toot toot!

So I am calling tomorrow D Day. I am getting back on track. I am going to eat right and exercise. I was even thinking about putting a picture of myself in a bathingsuit on my desk at work, however, I really didn't want to bring the moral of the department down. But none the less, it is starting. If you see me with any type of chip or ring ding in my hand, I give you full permission to remove it! :)

Reality TV

I am completely addicted to it! I honestly think that I have a problem. It is sad to say, but I don't remember the last time I sat down and watched a sitcom. Sometimes I miss the days of "Friends" or "Dawson's Creek"...but most of the time I can not wait to see what reality show will be on that night!! And to top it off...Reality TV is like not even reality ..and there is even a new reality show about reality shows! They are taking over my TV!

Take tonight for instance. "The Biggest Loser", "Big Brother", and "The Real World" are on. This is like an insane amount of reality TV for one night. I don't even know if I can handle it! What is a girl to do:)

Is it Friday yet???

I went to school for four years to become an elementary school teacher and what am I doing now.....Working at an insurance company. When I was five I wanted to be a scientist, when I was in middle school I wanted to be doctor, in highschool I wanted to be a nurse, I went to college to be a teacher, and now I sit at desk, get screamed at on a daily basis, and pay claims that probably shouldn't be paid, work like crazy all day to come home and think about work constantly....Wow...So much fun!

Today was a good example of why I sometimes want to come home, sit on the couch in my pjs and eat chocolate. I walked down my row of cubes and said good morning to the co-workers that sit close by me. I was very nicely ignored as I walked quickly past them to my desk. I sat down at my desk (I couldn't technically see my desk, but I knew it was there under the hundreds of papers and refrigerator parts that lay all over it) and put my purse in it's spot next to me in the extra chair in my cube. I glanced at my phone which had about 20 missed calls from the weekend, which translates into about the same number of angry consumer's on my voicemail. As I was turning on my computer I could hear the girl behind me talking about the birthday gift that her boyfriend had given her over the weekend. I slowly glanced over my shoulder and I saw a largest ring I had ever seen in my life on her finger shining under the fluorescent lights. Right then, I knew this day was going to be sooooo great.

After I was situated. My phone rang. A rep from downstairs was calling. He proceeded to tell me how my consumer was screaming at him telling him how I was the worst adjuster ever and how I never doing anything right. Needless to say, my supervisor got this call. My day pretty much continued like this. On a good note, the claim with the woman who called me a f'in moron the other day will hopefully be closed tomorrow:)

Work is not all bad. I really like the people that I work with and I am lucky that I can call a few of them friends. However, to top things off today...I had a tiny little mishap with a person that I don't quite call a friend, but she definitely disagrees. Sometimes, you just need the line between co-worker and friend. This person just does not understand this line. I honestly can't describe in a few words how difficult this person can be and would rather not go into any details, however, it definitely added to my Monday.

Well...At least tomorrow is Tuesday...Let's see what that brings shall we:)

Tea Society

So, I have started a Blog. That's right..I am going to write all my most secret and intimate thoughts online! Well...Maybe not... But I do want to try to keep people updated on in my life because I am not always great at keeping in touch or remembering all the goings on in my life. I also have a lot of random thoughts that I am always willing to share with others:)

I am not sure exactly why I suck at keeping in touch with people, I usually have every intention of calling or emailing, but somehow something always gets in the way. However, I am going to try to be a lot better at keeping in touch and seeing people! I feel that this should have been my New Year's resolution...However, later is better than never.

Tonight Jacyn, Sarah and I did attempt at having our weekly Sunday society. We actually used to get together every Sunday and drink tea...We even named this gathering "tea society". Although, "tea society" does not occur every week, we do try to get together as often as possible to keep in touch and reflect on the past week and prepare for the week to come. Usually we discuss our "boy situations" and "weekly stories". At this weeks society we discussed Sarah's running 100 miles to get to her Agent's Exam in flip-flops in the rain, HowJacyn saw Ashanti at Fasion Week in NY and confessed that she can not sing and lip syncs almost as well as Mili Vinilli and how I was at a restaurant tonight where the waitress actually dumped an entire bowl of bean dip on this old ladies head. We even had Christopher Walken as our guest society goer;) He offered us sangria!

I actually should be going at the moment to end the society and flip through the latest issue of "Claims" magazine;)~ But I will be back soon or even later tonight to update you all on my RANDOM THOUGHTS:)