So...about a year ago, Sarah, Michelle and I made a list of things to do when you are bored. I felt that I should share it with you....I know it's long, to some (John) not funny at all...however, here it is!!!
1.Jump into a hedge when you feel fat.
2.Stand in the middle of street until a car comes (then don't move)
3.Make signs that say "bring it on" and put it in all your windows.
4.Sleep with a rifle up your nose
5. Dry heave.
6. Swallow a dime. Act like you didn't know where it came from when it comes
out.
7. Eat sticks. Actually eat everything that you see.
8. Tell everyone that you see that you are bored numerous times.
9. Make love to a house.
10. Stick your tongue on a battery.
11. Throw coconuts at random people.
12. Pretend you are a monkey and run after people
13. Spit on your foot and have someone else lick it off.
14. Paint your nails with mustard or peanut butter. Then put socks on.
15. Paint your neighbors house, nail the door shut and then sell the house.
16. Mail a friend to Australia.
17. Chase your tail.
18. Befriend a tree.
19. Dare your friend to lay in the road for 10 secs. Then offer a leaf as the
prize.
20. Walk uncomfortably close to strangers and make car noises. OR, just lick
their neck.
21. Hump a bus.
22. Stick your head out a first story window and act like rupunzil, have your
friend climb up your hair.
23. Find someone with toe fungus. Offer to eat it for them.
24. Sleep on the ceiling.
25. Draw a picture of armagedon. Staple it on your ass.
26. Ask Jeeves every question that you have ever wondered about.
27. Start a fight club. First rule of the club; "no fighting".
28. Snort uncontrollably.
29. Go door to door Christmas caroling. At the end of the song say "Trick or
Treat". And stand there until you get candy.
30. Dress up like a conquestador. Claim your neighbor's driveway as newly
conquered land.
31. Watch the radio.
32. Make up your own language.
33. Dress up like Big Bird and breakdance in the mall.
34. Interview a cloud
35. Chase after cars and bark.
36. Light your farts on fire. Yes, it works.
37. Use a pogo stick on thin ice.
38. Introduce people to your teddy bear, get upset when they do not start up a
conversation.
39. Eat a live animal. Then say ooooooooooops.
40. Run for the mayor of your house. Go door to door campainging.
41. IM people you hate. Pretend you like them. Ask them to come over. Then not
be there when they show up.
42. Reshingle your roof, with bread.
43. Dig a moat around your house. Put paranas in it.
44. Go to a 711. Ask where they keep there bras.
45.Try to redeem a dunkin donuts coupon at weight watchers.
46. Sit out side in August with a snow suit on while selling prune juice on the
side of the street. Continually tell people how warm you are. When told to take
off the suit, say you can't because you are naked under it.
47. Talk out of your foot. Have a conversation with your face.
48. Kick yourself in the head. Then get pissed off.
49. Call everyone you know and tell them you have just been abducted by aliens
and probed with a candy cane
50. Tell everyone that comes to your house that there are land mines
stategically placed without. good luck
51. Attempt to merge onto the highway on a big wheel.
52. Drill for oil in your backyard.
53. Walk into a store with a ski mask on. Demand ALL their gum. Then pay for
your puchase.
54. Make a fall clothing line out of toilet paper and duct tape.
55. Run on your hands.
56. Yell out the window to all passers by advising them to "Get off your cloud!"
57. Walk outside at 5am on Saturday morning and crow like a rooster as loud as
humanly possible.
58. Drag your sofa to the top of your stairs. Stand on the sofa and "surf" down
the stairs.
59. Wear shoes on your hands and gloves on your feet.
60. When a person crosses the street. Yell at the them and give them the finger
out the window; your house window.
61. Put soda in your coffee.
62. Make pancakes in your car.
63. Just eat glass.
64. Eat a pumpkin like an apple.
65. Drink until your bladder burst.
66. Choose your favorite deadly sin and tatoo it to your forehead.
67. Wear a pink tutu to a job interview.
68. Sing everything you say; Pretend your life is a musical.
69. Break into dramatic monologues randonly throughout the day.
70.Speak in Old English...
71. Wear a costume. Ask people if they know who you are. No matter how they
answer, tell them they are wrong.
72. Learn yiddish. Then speak it all the time.
73. Change your name hourly.
74. Throw a party. Invite only your imaginary friends.
75. Fucking never swear again.
76.Every time your sneeze. Blame it on the little man in your nose.
77. Backpack across your backyard. Stop at your neighbors house for water.
78. Act like you haven't seem people in like days!
79. Make a drive up window to your house.
80. Everytime the mail man puts mail in the mailbox, yell out the window tell
him to stop trespassing and call the cops.
81. Create a password. Only the people who know it can speak to you.
82. Tell everyone you are going to die in 6 months. Hope that you don't.
83. Call everyone in your cell phone and ask "is this you?"
84. Make your backyard into a gas station for bicycles.
85. Perfect the "Care Bear Stare"
86. Stare at a light...FOREVER
87.Jump out a window. Hope that the fence breaks your fall.
88. Set your time 5 hours ahead of time. Just for the heck of it.
89. Talk on the internet for 3 weeks straight and do not stop; bathing and
peeing is not an option.
91. Eat onions until you puke.
92. Don't wear deoderant and see if people notice.
93. Tie your hair in knots.
94.Pierce your ass and volunteer to show EVERYONE.
95. Creat your own magazine. Name it "Pimp your Monkey"
96. Go up to everyone you see and ask, "who's your Daddy?"
97. Ask everyone if they have seen your leprachaun?
98. Convince people you are a transvestite
99. Contemplate hermaphites.
100.Make a list of 100 things to do when you bored!
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